Comedy and Traffic this Saturday Night!
CALTRANS ISSUES EXTREME TRAFFIC AND HUMOR ADVISORY:
Please be aware that traffic on Saturday, October 9th, 2010
to Half Moon Bay is likely to be heavy. Travelers are encouraged
to carpool, and use humor to combat fatigue and tension. If
your BHC (Blood Humor Content) is below 0.10%, you are
strongly encouraged to seek a humor transfusion. Although
humor may be in short supply during the peak travel periods,
Caltrans recommends the following humor providers:
* Blue Blanket Improv (BBI)
131 Kelly Ave. (Enso)
Half Moon Bay, CA
8:00 - 10:00 PM, Saturday, October 9th, 2010
Purveyors of short-form improvisational comedy, snappy
comebacks and characters of all shapes and sizes, BBI
can remedy even the most serious humor deficiency.
Low blood sugar can be combated with a variety of tasty
treats, and (if you are 21+) you can also increase your BAC
as well as your BHC.
Some humor-impaired lawyers require that we add this disclaimer:
Caltrans had nothing to do with this press release.
This is a parody, protected by the First Amendment.
But we were serious about the comedy show. You
really should come see it. Saturday, October 9th.
8pm at Enso. Be there or be stuck in traffic.