Comedy Night… This Saturday Night
Internal Ridiculous Service (IRS) April 1, 2011Department of Compliance47715 Eye St.Washington, DC 04040Dear Taxpayer:This is a courtesy notice that based on preliminary filings, yourhumor account is severely underfunded for the 2010 year. Thanks to aspecial provision of the Governmental Upkeep of Falteringly FundedAmusement Works (GUFFAW) Act, the 2010 tax year deadline forcontributions to your humor account has been extended to 8:00 PM onApril 9, 2011.In an effort to improve quality and reduce cost, collection ofcontributions to humor accounts under the GUFFAW Act has beenoutsourced to a private contractor. The collection agent and pointdesignated for your zip code is:Blue Blanket ImprovThe Wine Bar of Half Moon BayShoppes at Harbor Village270 Capistrano Road #22Half Moon Bay, CA 94019 Your LAST OPPORTUNITY TO QUALIFY FOR 2010 CONTRIBUTIONS is:Saturday, April 9th at 8:00 PM In exchange for your $10 per taxpayer filing fee (full rebate grantedfor 3rd dependent), you may expect an immediate return of hilarity asour contractors (members of the properly registered 501(c) 3 BlueBlanket Improv troupe) create comic scenes based on taxpayers'suggestions. Translations in gibberish are available upon request.As part of this public-private partnership, The Wine Bar of Half MoonBay is making available for purchase a full range of red and whitewines, as well as delightful small plates of food.Recapping the immediate action you should take to avoid a humor deficit:1) Check out http://www.blueblanketimprov.com for more information,directions, and to purchase advance tickets2) Attend the Blue Blanket Improv show at 8:00 PM on April 9, 2011(ensure your preferred seating and adequate lubrication by arrivingearly and enjoying the food and beverage of The Wine Bar)3) Just $10 per person (Buy 3, Get 1 Free! with BBI's loyalty card)for this comedy show4) Enthusiastically shout out your suggestions to help Blue Blanketplayers create scenes and rapid-fire jokes for your entertainment.Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter./s/ Hilary Andrea HaUndersecretary for Hilarity, IRS
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